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Drinking Toasts

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Toasting is a great way to honor someone whether it be a birthday, retirement, Drinking Toastsanniversary or wedding.

Toasts are often difficult to come up with, but one rule of thumb is to keep them short.

Here are a few drinking toasts to keep in mind, should the occasion arise.

“No one frolics, Like we alcoholics.”
“I have known many, and liked not a few, but loved only one and this toast is to you.”
“May neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you.”
“Here’s to those who wish us well As for the rest, they can go to Hell.”
“Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy… but enough about me. Here’s to you.”
“Here’s to the best key for unlocking friendship – whiskey.”
“May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.”
“Here’s to life Ain’t it grand, Just got divorced From my old man.”
“Here’s to those who love us, And here’s to those who don’t, A smile for those who are willing to, And a tear for those who won’t.”
“Here’s to being single… Drinking doubles… And seeing triple!”
“May our friendship never fail May we always be kind I’ll post your bail If you post mine.”
“Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold drink—and another one.”
“My friends are the best friends, Loyal, willing and able, Now let’s get to drinking! All glasses off the table!”
“Here’s to the heat. Not the heat that brings down barns and shanties, but the heat that brings down bras and panties.”
“Here’s to lobster tail and beer. Three of my favorite things.”
“Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. So let’s get wasted all of the time, and have the time of our life.”
“A rich man lives in a castle, a poor man lives by the sea. But a whiskey glass and a fat girl’s ass are home sweet home to me.”
“Cheers to you, Cheers to me, Pray after these shots, We’ll be on our feet!”
“Work sucks, Life is Unfair, Cheers to the women with thong underwear.”
“Dollars make me hollar, Diamonds make me scream, Men that give them freely, Always make me cream.”
“Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we will never forget.”
“Here’s to those who’ve seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.”

 Note: Please drink responsibly. See Tips For Drinking Responsibly.

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